Aw, man. I was hoping I could do this!
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O hai Chimp 1.2. From iPad.

You, media, inform the shitizenry. So says Gov. Inslee.

If there are bridges in WA state older than the one over the Skagit River (1953), we're gonna see more of these disasters.

Has Inslee looked at our public transportation system in WA state? That high-falooten shit he mentioned doesn't exist, not around the Skagit River anyway.

How can a bridge that collapsed when someone crashed into it not be structurally deficient?

Don't crash your truck into a bridge. Excellent advice, Gov. Inslee. #noshitsherlock

In fact I think my kids hate me because I actually use Parental Controls and am pissed they're not good enough most of the time.

A purse? Seriously?

Morgan Freeman, aka Easy Reader for President