Maybe I should move my blog to Tumblr so I can claim Yahoo bought it.

What the fuck is an Oxford Comma anyway?

Fuck this shit.

I wonder if I use DuckDuckGo in Chrome if Google can still see what I search for. Probably. Must be time to change browsers too.

How are y'all this fine Tuesday?

Coffee acquisition underway. Clearly I'm an insomniac.

To dream, perchance to sleep. Be excellent to each other and party on, dudes!