Four hours of sleep and a cup of coffee at half strength. Yup, someone's getting hurt this morning.

Yup I needed to grind some coffee before I went to bed last night. This could lead to serious injury.

Shit. I'm up too late again. G'night!

From SoundCloud: Homomorphic Encryption http://bit.ly/12wLwsp

Back in my day you had to uudecode your porn. In multiple posts. And post five of seventeen was always missing.

Before there was youporn, there was alt.sex.pictures.

alt.adn.afterdark

Did somebody say Parker?

I'm an analog man in a digital world.

People whining an unsubsidized Samsung Galaxy S4 with stock Android costs $649. Welcome to unsubsidized reality, folks.