Four hours of sleep and a cup of coffee at half strength. Yup, someone's getting hurt this morning.
Yup I needed to grind some coffee before I went to bed last night. This could lead to serious injury.
Back in my day you had to uudecode your porn. In multiple posts. And post five of seventeen was always missing.
People whining an unsubsidized Samsung Galaxy S4 with stock Android costs $649. Welcome to unsubsidized reality, folks.