In case there is any doubt, early Twitter is nothing like App Dot Net.

2013-02-16T05:56:29Z

I finally got my archive of tweets. My first one? "I'm at Nokia in the Bay Area." On 17 July 2006. Can't believe how much has changed since that tweet.

2013-02-16T04:51:29Z

From SoundCloud: Giving is Hard http://bit.ly/W07aAa

2013-02-16T01:39:14Z

It's fuck this shit o'clock. Email auto-responder engaged. Vacation mode on.

2013-02-16T00:49:53Z

Never thought I'd say this but Twitter's own client doesn't suck anymore.

2013-02-15T23:44:04Z

When the government says they want to protect you, watch your back. #noagenda #shutupslave

2013-02-15T20:27:29Z

O hai Felix 1.4.2

2013-02-15T18:46:41Z

PhoneBoy Speaks Ep 59: Giving is Hard http://bit.ly/14WyIfs

2013-02-15T14:35:26Z

The Internet is for porn.

2013-02-15T04:20:55Z

OMG what the hell happened to The Frequency? It's unlistenable now.

2013-02-14T22:30:18Z