Hotel USA: You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave. http://buff.ly/ywStz7 #noagenda

2012-10-28T17:23:15Z

"If you're going to ride my ass, pull my hair" -- Seen on a license plate of a minivan at a school. Um, yeah.

2012-10-28T13:52:08Z

Saw someone drive by people protesting R-74 and flip them off. My thoughts exactly.

2012-10-28T05:54:11Z

Clearly App Dot Not has taken Steve Ballmer's "developers, developers, developers" tirade to heart: http://buff.ly/SeK6Px

2012-10-28T02:49:06Z

"I think the most telling stat is how many points you have, how many points they have." -- 49ers Coach Jim Harbaugh

2012-10-27T17:23:04Z

One disadvantage of being a Verizon customer for my corp line: I can't opt out of their tracking. http://lnkd.in/FgW5WX

2012-10-27T13:53:09Z

I think avoiding Letterpress would be a good idea from all the Tweets and ADN notes I’ve seen.

2012-10-27T06:27:16Z

Don't like the pricing in the new iPad Mini? Don't buy it.

2012-10-27T05:54:06Z

The way wireless carriers price their services, they think our pocketbooks are limitless. They will be proven wrong.

2012-10-27T02:49:10Z

It has reached Fuck This Shit o’Clock. Scotch Thirty coming up.

2012-10-26T23:58:54Z