The French are not known for the efficiency. Which always makes tight connections in CDG such an extra special experience.
Today's episode of Planes, Trains, and Automobiles started with a taxi from Bratislava to VIE. Ass in seat for VIE > CDG followed by a sprint to CDG > JFK, where trains will be involved.
I've been asked to autograph things and take selfies with people before, but never have I heard someone say "never thought I'd be peeing next to you."
The one thing this Air France lounge has going for it is I can see my gate from here. Everything else about it is kinda meh.
