What I Did On My Vacation

Today is officially the last day of my vacation. I've never taken a three week vacation before, especially one where I was home the entire time. I wasn't sure what to expect, quite honestly.Meanwhile, I tackled tasks that had been piling up. Went through the last of our boxes that were still packed from our move two years ago. Things went to Goodwill and the landfill. I finally finished Cryptonomicon. We had Thanksgiving at our house. Wrote a presentation on Smartphones that I will give in March. Wrote a couple of product reviews. I watched the Price is Right one morning. I went the entire three weeks without reading my work email. I did make sure my expense reports were getting paid and submitted one. Made sure the travel department booked my trip to California, which is where I will be when this hits the Internet.It's been August since I've been to Redwood City to visit the office. Nothing quite like total immersion to recover from vacation. That and the estimated 5,000 emails that are sure to be in my inbox when I open my inbox on Monday morning ;)

Three and a Half Weeks!

Today is my last day of work for three and a half weeks. Three and a half weeks. Seems like an eternity. But it's either that or lose my vacation time.Despite having worked for Check Point for the last 7 months, I still have my vacation allocation from Nokia and still fall under Nokia's policy this year. Nokia grants your entire allocation at the start of the calendar year and you either use it all (except the 80 hours you are allowed to carry over) or lose it. Nokia has a rather generous vacation allocation, especially after working there 10 years.With a new job, a new company, and my general workaholic self, I entered the last quarter of the year needing to take 18 days of vacation. October had a lot of travel, thus not a lot of opportunity to take time off. I can't take the last two weeks of December off due to the nature of my job. I've taken a few Fridays off, but with the company days off around the holidays, that still leaves a large chunk of time to be taken off in a relatively short span of time.So what am I going to do with my time off? There's a few projects around the house that I should finally have time to tackle. I'm sure that, on a non-rainy day, I will do some outdoor work (e.g. gutters, Christmas lights). Maybe I'll clean out my office. Lots of possibilities.Next year, I will be under Check Point's vacation policy, which works much better for me. I won't end up needing to take a bunch of time off at the end of next year like I've had to do over the last several years at Nokia.Let the vacation begin.

The Sesame Street I Did Grow Up WIth

Now that I did the slightly inappropriate Sesame Street clip, here are a few of my favorite non-censored ones to commemorate 40 years of Sesame Street.Ernie singing about the letter D with Cookie Monster:Or Sherlock Hemlock singing about the letter X:And one of my favorite "Kermit The Frog with another fast-breaking news story": And one of the saddest moments in Sesame Street history (and I remember when there WAS a Mr. Hooper):

Ronald Reagan Speaks Out Against Socialized Medicine--In 1961

Apparently, this whole debate has gone back a few generations (if not longer).

Drive-Up ATMs Need Visual Assistance Measures?

Ranks right up there with Braille on the drive-up ATM.

Sifting Through The Old Blog

I am beginning the rather manual process of going through my old blog on Vox and copying things over. One post at a time. You'll see a few things copied over here for posterity, but as I go through it all, I realize not all of the material there needs saving.Some of the stuff was "tweets" or "status updates" I sent through ping.fm, which I had pointed at my Vox blog for a period of time. Most of that stuff is ephemeral at best and probably does not need to be saved. I did run across this quote, though:

Never attribute to incompetence that which may be adequately explained by process-driven behavior.
Not sure what this was even in response to, but I'm sure it had something to do with work. This did for sure (and refers to our old support website at Nokia).
Cursing at our support website, which lately has had all the reliability of a heroin addict looking for their next hit.
That was it of the ping.fm stuff that ended up on my Vox blog. Look for more backdated posts in the coming days as I copy them over from Vox and repost them here. Or simply delete them without a trace.

Yes, I'm Restarting My Personal Blog

I've previously had a personal blog on Vox (it's still there, for now), but I've decided to restart the blog over here on phoneboy.info, which I bought a while ago but wasn't using for anything. I'm no longer fond of the "roach motel" that some of these "Free" blogging services are (i.e. you can get your data in, but you can't easily get it off). I wanted something I could easily get the data into--which Wordpress blogs certainly allow for--but also get the data out of if I desire.So what will be here that isn't on phoneboy.com? Non-techie stuff. Interesting photos I take when I travel. Other things that don't really have a home, but I want to keep track of for slightly longer than an ephemeral tweet. I'll think of something for it, I'm sure.

What Songs Did I Like in College?

I recently went through the exercise of taking all my mix tapes that I made in college (or shortly thereafter) and created playlists in iTunes based on them. I, in theory, get all of the joy of a playlist I personally created without having to carry around those old cassettes with better sound quality to boot.Of the music I have ripped into iTunes, roughly 10% of those songs ended up on my mix tapes. Some songs made appearances on more than one mix tape. For fun, I decided to list out all the songs that appeared three times or more, combining different versions of the same song. Whether or not you want this potentially disturbing view into my psyche roughly 15-20 years ago is another matter ;)6 Appearances

  • Murder by David Gilmour
  • Desperado by The Eagles
5 Appearances
  • You Don't Love Me Anymore by Weird Al Yankovic
  • Take the Long Way Home by Supertramp
  • Under the Bridge by Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • Private Investigations by Dire Straits
  • Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd
4 Appearances
  • Victim of Live by The Eagles
  • Walk of Life by Dire Straits
  • Summer '68 by Pink Floyd
  • Soul to Squeeze by Red Hot Chili Pepper
  • Sirius/Eye in the Sky by The Alan Parsons Project
  • Save a Prayer by Duran Duran
  • Pretty Little Ditty by Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • On the Turning Away by Pink Floyd
  • On Every Street by Dire Straits
  • Higher Ground by Red Hot Chili Peppers (a cover of that great Stevie Wonder classic)
  • Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd
3 Appearances
  • Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd
  • What God Wants, Part III by Roger Waters
  • Wasted Time (Reprise) by The Eagles
  • Terminal Frost by Pink Floyd
  • Taste the Pain by by Pink Floyd
  • Sorrow by Pink Floyd
  • Sheep by Pink Floyd
  • Romeo and Juliet by Dire Straits
  • Right Now by Van Halen (one of the few post-David Lee Roth songs I actually like)
  • Oh Life (There Must Be More) by Alan Parsons
  • The Logical Song by Supertramp
  • Life's Been Good by Joe Walsh
  • Let There Be More Light by Pink Floyd
  • Hollywood by Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • High Hopes by Pink Floyd
  • Have a Cigar by Pink Floyd (though in one instance, I used the Primus cover, which is also cool)
  • Give a Little Bit by Supertramp
  • Family Man by Pablo Cruise
  • F.M. by Steely Dan
  • Don't Stop by Fleetwood Mac
  • Days are Numbers by The Alan Parsons Project
  • Crime of the Century by Supertramp
  • Come in Number 51, Your Time Is Up (a.k.a. Careful With That Axe, Eugene) by Pink Floyd
  • Closer by Nine Inch Nails
  • Castles by Red Hot Chili Peppers (yes, it's a cover of the Jimi Hendrix Track)
  • Breakfast in America by Supertramp

The Sound of Music

A lot of memories of my youth involve sitting around and listening to music. Of the various forms of entertainment I had available at the time and well into the mid-1990s, it was the only thing that was truly available "on demand."One of my first memories is me getting up to my mom's turntable and putting on Dark Side of the Moon, second side. I liked Money, what can I say? There was a cassette tape of that album and Wish You Were Here that I had for many years and subsequently wore out I played so much. I never bought records, as by the time I could afford them, they switched to CDs, but I did buy some music on cassettes.I have a few things on cassette that I never managed to buy on CD, but most of the cassettes that I still have are either mix tapes I made or albums that friends gave me. That's how music was "traded" back in those days--you made a cassette of a friend's album or CD and gave it to them. Don't worry, I eventually bought most of the stuff on CDs.In fact, I bought quite a lot of CDs--something close to 200 of them. I've got a couple of booklets of them. I've even bought CDs recently (as in the past year) for stuff I wanted to truly "own." Perhaps I'm old school in that when I buy something with money, I like to get something physical in return. At least when it comes to music.Earlier, I ran across a blog post that referenced a video showing how the Pink Floyd song Money was put together. That led down a YouTube-induced rathole that led me to a video that talks about the making of Dark Side of the Moon.It got me to thinking about something it seems I rarely take the time to do anymore--listen to music. Not as a background to some other activity, but as an activity in and of itself. I used to do that for hours, well into my college years. Sure, it was background at times as well, but there's something about putting in an old album and just kicking back and relaxing.A good record album--particularly a concept piece like Dark Side of the Moon--is like a good book. It tells a story, it makes you use your imagination and makes you think. Unfortunately, Dark Side of the Moon and other Pink Floyd albums are the gold standard for concept albums, and even low-quality "concept" albums are few and far between.Part of that is few bands know how to do it. These days, though, people don't buy CDs (though I hear vinyl records are making a comeback). People are buying their songs for $0.99 a pop on iTunes, Amazon.com, or getting it as part of a subscription.Of course, with a wife and family, my life is simply not conducive to sitting around all the time listening to music. Some of it isn't exactly kid-appropriate. Then again, I heard the word bullshit in Money at a very young age (not to mention other naughty words in other songs) and I turned out ok. Maybe I should kick back and listen to some music more often ;)

Day Zero at Check Point

Tuesday was officially my last day at Nokia. However, it was also the day that I started fully transitioning to Check Point Software. I signed all the various forms and non-disclosure agreements, read through the employee manual. One of the forms--the I-9--requires an "authorized representative" of the company to look at my passport and sign. For me, this meant a trip to Seattle, which fortunately, didn't take too long mid-day.The other pressing goal of the day was to get my laptop transitioned from Nokia to Check Point. This involved a hard drive swap and a lot of phone calls to Check Point's IT staff to get appropriate passwords, reset locked accounts, and generally get up and on the corporate network. After all that, I'm in and mostly working, though there are a few nagging issues.Meanwhile, I am getting acquainted with the new policies and procedures, reading the various Intranet pages, and otherwise acquainting myself with Check Point. In the morning, we get the benefits orientation. Shortly after that, a call with my new boss :)