It's Pinewood Derby Time!

When I was about my son's age, I was in Cub Scouts. One of the things you inevitably do in Cub Scouts is build a Pinewood Derby car. Or, rather, your father mostly builds it.

My son is not in Cub Scouts, but we are doing something similar through the YMCA. We are doing a group campout an d one of the activities is a Pinewood Derby.I have no illusion here that my son wants to do most of the hard work. I know at that age, I didn't. What I did ask him to do was come up with a basic car shape, which he came up with. I then went to work cutting the block of wood into something approximating the shape he drew.

I never took shop class. I don't know the first thing about wordworking. I barely have any tools for this stuff. However, I am determined to turn this block of wood into a car.After some sawing and sanding, here is the result. It is not completely smooth--there are some divots I still need to even out--but it vaguely looks like a car!

More work on the car tomorrow.

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They Don't Make Them Like They Used To

I can't help but listen to this Ronald Reagan speech from 1964 and realize how much of this applies today. The examples he gives are dated, of course, but are still relevant today. Government is growing increasingly bigger, more wasteful. Social Security is insolvent. Our budget is nowhere near balanced. We are spending far more than we're taking in.

Unfortunately, none of the politicians today come anything close to espousing or upholding the ideals in this speech. Then again, I'm not sure Reagan was able to carry out the ideas here, either. Despite great leaders like Reagan who state otherwise, the political machine simply won't cede control to the people.As much as I think President Obama is trying to help by bailing out various industries--including the banks and homeowners over their heads--I believe that the best course of action is to simply let these industries fail. The government can instead fund FDIC and pay off the depositors in these failed banks--the real victims of these economic problems. American ingenuity will fill the hole left by these failed banks and other industries.The older I get, the more I firmly believe that the government does not know what is best for anyone except the betterment of itself.

What I Need According To Google

A friend of mine did this and I thought it was cool. Do this: Google "<your name> needs" and write out the first 10 results that complete the phrase.

1. A haircut

2. To rest and evaluate

3. A new website

4. A long overdue bath

5. Kato Unitrack layout with 19.25" radius (WTF is this?)

6. Scams Letters from Dating Scammer Svetlana Shestakova

7. $21441 to live here

8. Knoppmyth

9. Free streaming MP3s

10.The PhoneBoy Blog :)

The Rain, Rain, Rain Came Down, Down, Down...

When people say it rains a lot in Seattle, they might envision the kind of weather we've had the past couple of days, which is to say fairly constant and sometimes heavy rain. Having lived several winters here, I can tell you that while it is not unusual to have periods of heavy rain, it's not usually this constant.The additional 2 inches of snow we got on Sunday quickly became a non-issue thanks to rising temperatures and all this rain. However, the Puyallup River is now flooding, so it's causing some problems in the area, though nowhere near me, thankfully.Global warming? Doubt it. According to Professor Don J. Easterbrook, who is in the Dept. of Geology at Western Washington University, suggests we just exited a 30 year "Global Warming" cycle and are now entering a 30 year "Global Cooling" cycle. These ~30 year cycles go back ~500 years--well before we humans started causing the large-scale CO2 emissions that are supposedly killing the planet!In other words, we can expect more rain and snow here in Seattle over the next few decades. Great.

Shoveled At, Shoveled Out

This morning, I awoke to the news that Nokia is selling their Security Appliance business to long-time partner Check Point. It wasn't what they told us was going to happen, but given the current economic conditions, this arrangement is the best way forward for everyone involved.Meanwhile, between the official meetings about the announcement and people wanting to talk to me about it to exchange thoughts, I was on the phone for several hours. After all the talking, and finally some breakfast, it was time for action: shoveling out the driveway.The driveway had accumulated about 6 inches of snow thanks to this year's snowmageddon. After last night's experience getting the minivan stuck in the snow (my fault), shoveling the driveway was now mandatory if we were to leave the house anytime soon. I started this process around 11:30 this morning.A little after 3, the driveway looked like this:

You can't see the part in front of the garage, but that took much longer than I anticipated. At 4:45, I was almost done, but the daylight was rapidly leaving:

By 5:30, I finished the last of it and declared victory!

Of course, during this time, I had to take a few pauses to take Advil, drink liquid, and rest for a few minutes. The occasional neighbor would stop and talk to me as well.

Governor Richardson Going To The White House

While I was disappointed that Governor Bill Richardson didn't win the Presidency, I am glad that he's still going to the White House--as Commerce Secretary:Ok, so he still has to be confirmed by the Senate, just like all the other people that Obama is picking for the various cabinet positions. I'm not thrilled with Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State, but I guess he had to do something to placate the whiners in the Democratic Party.Update: He bowed out. Shucks.

The State Of My Work

As I know I've mentioned on phoneboy.com, Nokia is selling off the part of the company I work for to a financial investor of some sort. Who knows who it is--they won't tell us until the deal is done.Right now, the trick is staying busy, not worrying too much about that which I don't know about the new company, which if you think about it, is quite a lot. Oh sure, my boss and management line won't actually change. But there's a lot of underlying infrastructure that simply must change as a result of having to break away from Nokia.It's a lot to digest. It's a lot to think about. And, unfortunately, a lot of questions can't be answered until the deal is officially signed. That's life.Meanwhile, back to work. There's certainly no shortage of it right now.

Guess Who?

I can't draw, but my daughter insisted. My son draws better than I do.

R.I.P. George Carlin

Rest in peace, George. You will be sorely missed in this world. Here's a just a few of my many, many favorites (none of which are safe for work):

George Carlin- 7 words you can't say on television

George Carlin - Ten Commandments

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