PhoneBoy Says

I'm up way too late.

#youmightbeatechdouchebagif you are never more than 5 feet from a phone charger.

#youmightbeatechdouchebagif you keep the iOS App Store icon on your home screen so you can download app updates immediately.

Heaven sent the promised land
Looks alright from where I stand
Cause I'm the man on the outside looking in

One year ago I was on the outside looking into ADN.

And yes, if y'all haven't figured it out, I'm a tech douchebag.
I make no apologies for it, either.

City streets don't have much pity
When you're down that's where you stay

It's hard to pick just one ADN client to use.

Seattle banning use of "citizen" and "brown bag," favoring "shitizen" and "shit bag." http://rxg.butt.org

Hey Starbucks, way to email me about my free drink AFTER I redeemed it.