Scary amounts of Sriracha sauce are required to make this leftover Thai curry editable.

Go placidly amid the noise and waste
And remember what comfort there may be
In owning a piece thereof

I forget how busy this Starbucks gets.
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My keyboard is kinda dirty, I think. sprintr.co/8311781

Hackers may have my email address.
Big fucking deal, it's posted on my website.

Facebook switches on secure browsing by default but still indiscriminately shares your data.

Google taking over WiFi at Starbucks from AT&T. It'll be faster, but the NSA will still be watching.

For a good time call 606-4311. Ask for Ken.