iPhone 4S 64GB: $399 on a two year contract.
Sitting in this weather watching football practice: Priceless.

I need to forget about massive amounts of stupidity.
Not sure there's enough booze for that.

I wonder how Objectivists reconcile the need for limited government with the forced wealth redistribution required to fund it.

I am not fun at parties.
Mostly because I rarely want to be there.

Just remember, Obummer wants us all to live the Mac n Cheese life.

What a fucking elistist prick Obummer is for praising Amazon creating low-wage sweatshop jobs.
http://bit.ly/16zXO3G

A new pricing model is not revolutionary.

[Redacted]™ Now with more Unicorn Tears.

Well, I guess more than 2 people were still using Sprint's IDEN network after all. http://buff.ly/16yWhuD