First to bed. And likely first to rise in my house, too. #FML
Oh look, we can see the jackwad in the boat thanks to our cool infrared camera!
Oh look, our SCIENCE is good! Our algorithm would have found the suspect. We're awesome! #noagenda
They're promoting "big data" on this report. It's good for you, slaves! #noagenda
Wife has a PBS report on the Boston Bombings on. Because, you know, they have to make sure we all have the official narrative. #noagenda
Designer bloggers bagging on the new iOS 7 are just jealous they didn't get paid metric shedtons of money to think of it first.