Humanity was stupid before Beavis and Butthead showed up on TV.

Trying to get my inner Beavis to settle down.

Accept all the cookies. Especially flash ones.

Accept all the cookies. Especially flash ones.

Obesity is now a disease. Surely this means big pharma will exploit this.

Sure the whole "foreign ownership" of US Wireless companies is going to bite us consumers somehow.

Dish is a little late to this wireless game. Maybe they should buy up all the regional carriers and build a nationwide one.

Apparently my VPS provider got h4x0r3d. Good thing I don't have important stuff there.

I love my Starbucks. I hang around long enough, they start giving me stuff.

I forgot how much OS X Mail.app sucks my will to live.