The good news is I have a second computer (a Mac) I can use. The bad news: it's been a while since it's seen corporate email so it'll take a while.

Oh yeah, I locked myself out of my laptop last night. Brilliant.

113 more posts today. I can do this. But coffee first.

Don't we all have to go to bed or something?

I wish I had an emoji for Rooster Sauce.

I can put down the phone any moment now.

That cookie tomorrow is looking quite possible. But only if I actually go to bed.

Actually I remember the Santa Cruz, CA City Limits signs: Now entering a nuclear free zone!

Damn I'm hot. And not in a good way.