Those who swear to uphold and defend the constitution shall be beaten soundly with said constitution if they do not.

2013-06-19T17:18:38Z

The tech douchebag press is upset that Steve Jobs will be forgotten by history? Guess what: most everyone will be forgotten. Get over it.

2013-06-19T17:00:26Z

I didn't vote for this dystopian future we live in.

2013-06-19T15:06:55Z

About to turn into a Project Manager from Hell.

2013-06-19T14:56:28Z

What is the Secret of Soylent Green? http://youtu.be/9IKVj4l5GU4

2013-06-19T14:53:53Z

PhoneBoy Speaks Ep 184: VIrtual Private Sploit http://phoneboy.com/5377/phoneboy-speaks-ep-184-virtual-private-sploit

2013-06-19T14:25:46Z

NSA Surveillance has stopped pre-crime activities. Sounds like dystopian science fiction except it's real.

2013-06-19T12:21:33Z

I mention I am first to rise in my house, right? Wish I had managed to sleep better than I did. Coffee in progress.

2013-06-19T12:20:01Z

First to bed. And likely first to rise in my house, too. #FML

2013-06-19T05:56:44Z

Oh look, we tweeted his capture! Aren't we so very 21st century?

2013-06-19T03:50:40Z