PhoneBoy Speaks Ep 182: Basic Programming http://phoneboy.com/5371/phoneboy-speaks-ep-182-basic-programming
The good news is I have a second computer (a Mac) I can use. The bad news: it's been a while since it's seen corporate email so it'll take a while.
That cookie tomorrow is looking quite possible. But only if I actually go to bed.
Actually I remember the Santa Cruz, CA City Limits signs: Now entering a nuclear free zone!