There's a difference between "wide awake" lying down and "wide awake" standing up. >.<

2013-06-20T11:54:08Z

I have no plans to revisit purchasing an XBox for $499.

2013-06-20T01:19:44Z

Many roads lead to [person redacted] then off a cliff.

2013-06-20T01:18:41Z

Please, sir, may I have another?

2013-06-20T00:22:31Z

Drinking an Iced Kenya

2013-06-19T23:57:04Z

DRM devalues content. There, I said it.

2013-06-19T21:58:21Z

Well Facebook is down the one of the few times I want to go there

2013-06-19T20:01:51Z

Another 7 minute workout completed. They don't call it high-intensity for nothing.

2013-06-19T19:59:23Z

From SoundCloud: Virtual Private Spolit http://bit.ly/11nUqcD

2013-06-19T17:39:44Z

Those who swear to uphold and defend the constitution shall be beaten soundly with said constitution if they do not.

2013-06-19T17:18:38Z