PhoneBoy Says

The tech douchebag press is upset that Steve Jobs will be forgotten by history? Guess what: most everyone will be forgotten. Get over it.

I didn't vote for this dystopian future we live in.

About to turn into a Project Manager from Hell.

What is the Secret of Soylent Green? http://youtu.be/9IKVj4l5GU4

PhoneBoy Speaks Ep 184: VIrtual Private Sploit http://phoneboy.com/5377/phoneboy-speaks-ep-184-virtual-private-sploit

NSA Surveillance has stopped pre-crime activities. Sounds like dystopian science fiction except it's real.

I mention I am first to rise in my house, right? Wish I had managed to sleep better than I did. Coffee in progress.

First to bed. And likely first to rise in my house, too. #FML

Oh look, we tweeted his capture! Aren't we so very 21st century?

Oh look, we can see the jackwad in the boat thanks to our cool infrared camera!