If I didn't love food, I'd just stop eating for four months.
The last 9500 in my life was the Nokia 9500 Communicator. A bit of a brick but a good phone for its time.
How is it that people can eat whatever the hell they want and stay skinny while I gain 5 pounds just thinking about food?
I saw the word "penis" in my feed and this clip from Red Dwarf came to mind. "I want to talk with you about my penis."
If everyone on the Internet quit talking about shit they knew nothing about, the Internet would be a quieter place.