Getting things done is a lie.

2013-06-12T04:23:34Z

Why do I still use Carrot? It's not like it helps me get anything done. It just gets angry with me.

2013-06-12T04:22:51Z

Why does such a beautiful emotion make so many people feel so bad?

2013-06-12T04:19:08Z

I don't feel properly sedated. I need something stronger.

2013-06-12T03:56:17Z

We all have assholes. Unfortunately, some people get their personality from it.

2013-06-12T03:53:42Z

If you love Android so much, why don't you marry it?

2013-06-12T03:49:47Z

Thinking of podcast topics tonight.

2013-06-12T03:46:03Z

Cat is purring on me. All is right with the world for the moment.

2013-06-12T03:39:34Z

When you focus on being right, you're what's wrong.

2013-06-12T03:13:48Z

I just assume I'm wrong. Makes me shocked when I'm right.

2013-06-12T03:10:27Z