PhoneBoy Says

The iPhone is clearly for everyone based in observing my fellow patrons at my local Starbucks.

Ensuring those around me don't lose a limb. Or gain an orifice. Image [photos.app.net]

A lack of caffeine has a detrimental effect on those around me.

Well, Google wants me to try their streaming music offering at Starbucks. No thanks.

I can't remember the last time I actually compiled a Linux kernel.

No matter how hard I twist my nipples, I still can't pick up Jazz FM.

Seriously, Path is worth $1 Billion? Why?

Now if Microsoft made Windows AND Office available for one $99/year fee on up to 5 computers, that might be worth it.

Want to sell pot legally in Washington State? You gotta follow the rules. http://www.king5.com/home/New-pot-rules-may-prohibit-advertising-it-may-have-medicinal-value-211495241.html

At $99/year, MS Office on iOS better write my documents for me.