The bed is a lie. It is not delicious or moist either.

2013-06-12T05:40:15Z

Get Lucky. I'm lucky if I get sleep.

2013-06-12T05:37:23Z
  1. Getting close to needing a cookie watch.
2013-06-12T05:34:38Z

From SoundCloud: iOS 6 Still Pretty Amazing http://bit.ly/11y8r3T

2013-06-12T05:09:59Z

I'm not sure my audience is on Instagram. I don't live my life in pictures.

2013-06-12T04:27:01Z

Here's the secret to getting things done: say no. A lot.

2013-06-12T04:25:50Z

Why does it matter that you got something done if two more tasks replace the one you got done?

2013-06-12T04:24:36Z

Getting things done is a lie.

2013-06-12T04:23:34Z

Why do I still use Carrot? It's not like it helps me get anything done. It just gets angry with me.

2013-06-12T04:22:51Z

Why does such a beautiful emotion make so many people feel so bad?

2013-06-12T04:19:08Z