The last 9500 in my life was the Nokia 9500 Communicator. A bit of a brick but a good phone for its time.

2013-06-12T22:38:45Z

How is it that people can eat whatever the hell they want and stay skinny while I gain 5 pounds just thinking about food?

2013-06-12T22:21:23Z

Facebook. With hashtags. #WhoGivesAShit

2013-06-12T21:56:55Z

Let's celebrate the penis with Monty Python!

http://youtu.be/nGRPFUYUUdQ

2013-06-12T20:58:03Z

I saw the word "penis" in my feed and this clip from Red Dwarf came to mind. "I want to talk with you about my penis."

http://youtu.be/0ofl_UP3apM

2013-06-12T20:55:14Z

Eventually I'm gonna run out of pithy shit to say. Naaaaah.

2013-06-12T20:47:29Z

If everyone on the Internet quit talking about shit they knew nothing about, the Internet would be a quieter place.

2013-06-12T20:45:18Z

NSA really means Nanny State of America

2013-06-12T20:06:03Z

I used to be proud to be an American. Now I am ashamed.

2013-06-12T18:20:30Z

Can those of who who have no fucking idea what America is supposed to be about LIVE SOMEPLACE ELSE already?

2013-06-12T17:09:10Z