Mac Pro. Assembled in the USA.

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The new Mac Pro is a penis tube.

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First time Twitter has not been opened during an Apple went.

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It's so fast, Phil Schiller is stuttering.

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Mac Pro. Every pro Mac user just blew a load in their Khakis.

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Beamforming. My inner Beavis just started giggling.

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The Apple world is flat, except when it comes to Maps.

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The Apple World is flat

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Mavericks? Hmmmm.

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Here's how to launch a company: at WWDC. Anki's got a huge break here.

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