Lawn mowed in the nick of time. Now settling in to watch THX-1138.

The sun came out. Which is not a bad thing. But it's gonna take a while before my disposition gets sunny.

But seriously: if your only Two Factor Authentication is SMS, you're probably doing it wrong.

Oh great, another company with a shitty Two Factor Authentication implementation.

Any attempt I've ever made to join #teambeard has been pathetic.

Where is my virgin sacrifice?

Dear new followers: I don't bite. Say hello!

Whoever's fucking with the HAARP array: Stop sending tornadoes to Oklahoma!

Sell what's on the truck, not what you wish were there.