PhoneBoy Says

I don't know if I'm going to laugh or laugh. #reddwarf

I've got a diet that is rich in fiber, curry, and beer. #reddwarf

Remember that documentary we watched about breasts? You thought aureolas were a Spanish goalkeeper! #reddwarf

As long as it's wet and melty you don't care where you stick it. #reddwarf

You don't seem yourself today, asking intelligent questions. #reddwarf

I will say this: the production quality in #reddwarf has gone up substantially since Season I.

And Rimmer's date trips and falls out an airlock. Just the kind of luck that Smeghead has. #reddwarf

A monkey made the groin exploder. Yup, makes sense in #reddwarf land.

Only The Cat would say: Does not help, does not clean, will have sex with anything. #reddwarf

Red Dwarf time again