The sun came out. Which is not a bad thing. But it's gonna take a while before my disposition gets sunny.

2013-06-01T00:41:53Z

But seriously: if your only Two Factor Authentication is SMS, you're probably doing it wrong.

2013-06-01T00:40:10Z

Two Factor Authentication doesn't mean you're secure.

http://phoneboy.com/5320/phoneboy-speaks-ep-165-two-factors-of-panacea

2013-06-01T00:37:55Z

Oh great, another company with a shitty Two Factor Authentication implementation.

2013-06-01T00:37:02Z

Any attempt I've ever made to join #teambeard has been pathetic.

2013-06-01T00:34:00Z

Where is my virgin sacrifice?

2013-06-01T00:06:50Z

Dear new followers: I don't bite. Say hello!

2013-06-01T00:05:44Z

Whoever's fucking with the HAARP array: Stop sending tornadoes to Oklahoma!

2013-05-31T23:57:01Z

Sell what's on the truck, not what you wish were there.

2013-05-31T23:08:26Z

I asked my Starbucks barista if she could inject the caffeine straight into my veins. Instead she offered a shot of espresso in my drip coffee. She didn't charge me for it either. #win

2013-05-31T22:42:11Z