PhoneBoy Says

I asked my Starbucks barista if she could inject the caffeine straight into my veins. Instead she offered a shot of espresso in my drip coffee. She didn't charge me for it either. #win

Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave them if I please

Funny thing is Mick Jagger hasn't aged in 30+ years. He looked old in the early 1980s too.

I realize some of you here are young enough to not remember Microsoft's ads for Windows 95 that featured this song: http://youtu.be/SGyOaCXr8Lw

Let's face it, people only like the Start button in Windows because it plays The Rolling Stones.

I still Digg the Code

The coded rule: he who writes the code makes the rules.

Development is not a democracy.

In storytelling mode. Out loud. This could lead to excellence or serious injury.

Activate Interlocks! Dyna-Therms Connected! Infra-Cells Up! Mega Thrusters Are Go!