PhoneBoy Says

Sharp cheddar cheese is, I believe, the world's perfect food. Especially when paired with scotch.

You make obsession and compulsion sound like a bad thing.

I wonder if they can get the Smegheads together to do another series of #reddwarf

Now his ego is smaller than a pixie's right nut after a icy bath. #reddwarf

Nothing like a little remote tech support.

One act of saliva-dripping, mouth-foaming insanity by midnight tonight shouldn't be too hard. #reddwarf

I don't know if I'm going to laugh or laugh. #reddwarf

I've got a diet that is rich in fiber, curry, and beer. #reddwarf

Remember that documentary we watched about breasts? You thought aureolas were a Spanish goalkeeper! #reddwarf

As long as it's wet and melty you don't care where you stick it. #reddwarf