And Global's a combination of non-engagement and languages I can't understand.

Except my timeline is very dead at midnight on a Sunday during a three-day weekend. May be time to troll Global

I see some serious bingewatching in my future.

Podcast in the can. Guess I can go to bed now. Maybe not. :)

And just like that I have a podcast topic. But first, to play.

I mean, shit, I'm not stupid and know exactly what T-Mobile USA is doing. But the rest of humanity?

Shit, what am I going to do a podcast on this evening?

The only noise I hear in my house is the crickets outside and the electrical hums inside. It's a glorious thing.

Don't get me wrong, I like that the T-Mobile plans are not tied to a phone purchase, but if you get a handset subsidy, there's still a contract.

T-Mobile's ad is deceptive. You still have to pay if you want to upgrade early. It's called buy a new phone at full price--same as the other guys.