PhoneBoy Says

I realize some of you here are young enough to not remember Microsoft's ads for Windows 95 that featured this song: http://youtu.be/SGyOaCXr8Lw

Let's face it, people only like the Start button in Windows because it plays The Rolling Stones.

I still Digg the Code

The coded rule: he who writes the code makes the rules.

Development is not a democracy.

In storytelling mode. Out loud. This could lead to excellence or serious injury.

Activate Interlocks! Dyna-Therms Connected! Infra-Cells Up! Mega Thrusters Are Go!

Done. Eyes cannot stay opens any longer.

Teenage Mutant Kung-Fu Chickens.

Gee you lower the price on something, more people buy it. Shocking!