Please vote for my shitty rendition of an even shittier pop song.
Please buy our shitty car. And these shitty cookies.
Subway. Eat Faux Fresh.
My wife and I have very different TV viewing habits. She watches it. I don't.
By the time I apply the kid friendly filter, there isn't jack shit to watch.
I am not a home screen whore.
Oh fantastic, they've switched over to the real shitty summer programming now.
Fnord
Maybe I should move my blog to Tumblr so I can claim Yahoo bought it.
What the fuck is an Oxford Comma anyway?
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