Earthquake in California, Earthquake off the coast of Russia. Must be dueling HAARP arrays. #noagenda

2013-05-24T06:26:33Z

More photos are taken with the iPhone than any other camera because it's the camera that's always with you and it doesn't suck.

2013-05-24T06:24:27Z

Can't decide if my brain is functionally obsolete or structurally unsound.

2013-05-24T06:18:24Z

Seriously all ADN clients need thread muting like Felix has.

2013-05-24T06:10:59Z

From SoundCloud: Encrypt All The Things http://bit.ly/ZhBpJM

2013-05-24T05:54:12Z

I still need a podcast idea.

2013-05-24T05:33:12Z

Switched to Safari on the Mac. A step closer to a Google free lifestyle.

2013-05-24T05:32:50Z

What's the diff between structurally deficient and functionally obsolete? When it comes to a bridge, neither sounds good.

2013-05-24T05:31:34Z

Blah blah blah

2013-05-24T04:34:13Z

My kids love to argue. With us. With each other… #FML

2013-05-24T04:33:27Z