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Wow I actually blogged tonight.

I'll spare you all Every Sperm is Sacred.

But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't… come… back!

Your piece of pork
Your wife's best friend
Your palsy or your cock
You can wrap it in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock

Horray for your one-eyed trouser snake!

So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas

It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?