Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

2013-05-19T05:21:19Z

Funny there's no "science" on my Monopoly board. How can you have a monopoly on it?

2013-05-19T04:51:26Z

Many people think reason is overrated.

2013-05-19T04:48:18Z

Ok so I thought I'd get to 10k posts in a week. It's more like a month or more. Le sigh.

2013-05-19T04:43:12Z

But like I said on Facebook: if you're easily butthurt, save us both some trouble and don't follow me.

2013-05-19T04:38:43Z

There are easily butthurt people everywhere.

2013-05-19T04:37:24Z

It's like drinking a pack of Big Red gum.

2013-05-19T04:09:24Z

Fireball! Image [photos.app.net]

2013-05-19T04:08:58Z

The specs on the Asha 501 are not even quad band GSM. Wonder why they made that choice?

2013-05-19T03:59:00Z

Digital Rights Mismanagement

2013-05-19T03:47:40Z