From PhoneBoy's Security Theater: Zen and the Art of Malware Detection http://bit.ly/11wPfrk

2013-01-15T13:58:37Z

All these muppet avatars in my timeline. Beautiful, but I'll be glad to go back to my normal avatar.

2013-01-15T01:51:21Z

Gonna need your encouragement here as I embark on the 100 pushups routine.

2013-01-14T18:38:43Z

From SoundCloud: Attention Deficit http://bit.ly/RSquBy

2013-01-14T15:26:29Z

PhoneBoy Speaks Ep 27: Attention Deficit http://bit.ly/VW4RRk

2013-01-14T15:26:22Z

I like it better when I can't remember my dreams from childhood. Makes my existence as an adult more bearable.

2013-01-14T13:11:20Z

I feel better now that I've screamed into a microphone for 7 minutes about the lame-ass NFL Mobile app. Coming soon to a podcast feed near you.

2013-01-14T04:55:48Z

Done with the NFL for today. There's 2.5 hours of #noagenda waiting for me.

2013-01-14T00:56:11Z

Fuck you NFL Mobile. http://d.pr/i/pEOB

2013-01-14T00:55:16Z

Atlanta has beat San Fran the last 4 times they met, but the 49ers lead the series overall. As I said next week will be interesting.

2013-01-14T00:53:31Z