Scotch achieved.

Wheels down SFO

Is all Internet trolling bad? http://bit.ly/VPtK2e

Ok I only paid for 30 mins of WiFi. I’m about at the end of my time. It goes quick.

ADN at 33,000 feet.

The crackpot in Vegas that bet on a 49ers/Rams tie just made a metric shitload of money.

Something is rotten in Denmark http://bit.ly/WO3GpC

Just a reminder about what Obummer refers to as The American Dream. http://buff.ly/UAdqwF

Need a snuggle? Jackie Samuel will do it--for $60/hour. http://buff.ly/VO7eXD