PhoneBoy Says

@variablepulserate 59 EUR. It's a car service, technically.

"This is a Jamaica Train"

Wheels down JFK. Back in 'Murica, albeit briefly.

The French are not known for the efficiency. Which always makes tight connections in CDG such an extra special experience.

Wheels down CDG…now for a brisk walk. ??‍♂

Today's episode of Planes, Trains, and Automobiles started with a taxi from Bratislava to VIE. Ass in seat for VIE > CDG followed by a sprint to CDG > JFK, where trains will be involved.

@matigo Awkward urinal moment

@matigo Apparently.

If it weren't for the carpet in the elevator, I wouldn't know what day it is.

I've been asked to autograph things and take selfies with people before, but never have I heard someone say "never thought I'd be peeing next to you."