If it weren't for the carpet in the elevator, I wouldn't know what day it is.

I've been asked to autograph things and take selfies with people before, but never have I heard someone say "never thought I'd be peeing next to you."
The one thing this Air France lounge has going for it is I can see my gate from here. Everything else about it is kinda meh.

Gotta love the "random" selection happening both in Seattle and Paris airports. At least Paris was quick and didn't involve fondling.
The free full body massage by the TSA is a small price to pay for being "randomly selected" to enter the irradiating nudeoscope.
@matigo Basically means no cheese, no butter, and no heavy cream in my coffee. All of which I enjoy. We’ll see what it does.