How is it most airlines have no clue how to let one passenger buy two seats for themselves online? Even the reservations folks have trouble with the request. Very annoying.

That's just on Delta since 2010 (though I didn't fly them regularly until 2015). That's…a lot of miles.

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If you count the more than $15k in air tickets (and all the miles it put on my body) as "free" ??

I got it for free because I "earned" Diamond status for the next year. If I had to pay for it, it would be not allowed.

Given all the travel I do, renewing my SkyClub membership was a no-brainer.

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Sometimes the strangest Weird Al songs come to mind

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Nature's multivitamin.

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I have to say: Android is full of goatse, tracking, and fail. It's the last OS I'd want on an "Off the Grid" phone.

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Maybe is eating better.

Seriously, if you eat right, you don't need to poop nearly as often.

pretty much

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