he did, the dumbass.

I was a Mac guy for a long time until I ended up buying a 486 maybe… in 1995.

it's a big syringe. Of course it's versatile.

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I suppose Thing 1 had to learn how to jumpstart a car sooner or later.

Trying to remember if I ever had a 386 or not.

the first problem is: using a browser that still supports ActiveX.

<insert nonsensical offensive> HAHAHAHAHA I can't do it with a straight face.

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<insert rant from Twitter about not getting my pronoun right being a microagression here>

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especially when my preferred pronoun is dude. :P

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o hai