PhoneBoy Says

@icyjohnson hello, glad you're with us.

@kdfrawg Yup, it's these guys [amazon.com]. They're not Apple AirPods awesome, but at $20 USD, they work well enough for me.

// @whoisashygirl

@JeremyCherfas It's by Mike Rowe, the Dirty Jobs guy. At least his ad reads are entertaining.

// @matigo

Wow, United still doesn't get it [hub.united.com]. The dress code for non-rev passengers is vague. And we're talking about kids.

@JeremyCherfas "The Way I Heard It" might not be much better here.

// @matigo

@matigo You need a different job. :P

@matigo I'm more than willing to test it, if you want the help.

@matigo been there done that. So what are you trying next?

@kdfrawg u cn SCIENZ

// @snrkl

@skematica le sigh