PhoneBoy Says

[Redacted]™ Now with more Unicorn Tears.

2013-07-30T18:07:07Z

Well, I guess more than 2 people were still using Sprint's IDEN network after all. http://buff.ly/16yWhuD

2013-07-30T15:07:01Z

Today's #audiomo entry: Alert, Alert! (Turn it off!)
chimp.li/a/8238004

2013-07-30T15:03:17Z

2013-07-30T14:05:41Z

The mental fog she is thick this morning.

2013-07-30T13:47:06Z

The more I hear TV networks and cable operators bicker, the more I think both can die in a fire.

2013-07-30T05:48:10Z

I can't hear the term FemiNazi without thinking of that loud-mouthed hypocritical drug addict Lush Rimjob.

2013-07-30T05:36:28Z

Where else but on #MondayNghtDanceParty would you see a classic Beatles song done to Anime? #MondayNightDanceParty

2013-07-30T04:36:55Z

Getting my #deskface on for #MondayNightDanceParty. Finally. #cheersclub - bli.ms/13164

2013-07-30T03:47:36Z

Fuck. I guess I'll be banned in Russia.

2013-07-30T01:06:12Z