5 of the top 10 clients posing to ADN are automated ones: IFTTT, dlvrit, PourOver, Buffer, and twitterfeed.

And you wonder why Global is unreadable now.

#nt

I've always been a fan of D… Cups

If people obsessed over the Congressional Record & C-SPAN they way they obsess over Apple & Google, we wouldn't be in this mess.

Wait, doesn't Made in America mean overpriced crap?

If journalists watched bills in Congress the way they watch Apple's website, we might not be as fucked as we are now.

The amount of sugar at that birthday party was insane! Especially given the relatively small number of children present.

Oh so I'm supposed to ANNOY people on social media. Clearly I'm doing it wrong :)

iPhone 5C? Pshaw. I am waiting for the iPhone 5GS :)

I can't remember the last time an episode of #noagenda was under 90 minutes.