Football gear. Pity it doesn't start for a while.

All your hooters are belong to us

So glad I got out of the page view game. I can actually think about the bullshit I write for a few minutes.

Sometimes I wish opinionated writers who don't know their ass from a hole in the ground would STFU.

LogMeIn saves the day again

Clearly on an upward trend here, but what was I doing early last week?

If I didn't love food, I'd just stop eating for four months.

The last 9500 in my life was the Nokia 9500 Communicator. A bit of a brick but a good phone for its time.

How is it that people can eat whatever the hell they want and stay skinny while I gain 5 pounds just thinking about food?

Facebook. With hashtags. #WhoGivesAShit