But I want the old Siri voice!

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2013-06-10T18:46:17Z

Fuck bumping phones.

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2013-06-10T18:39:56Z

Multitask all the things!

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2013-06-10T18:32:35Z

Unix all the things!

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2013-06-10T18:32:08Z

But I have to say iOS 7 looks pretty.

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2013-06-10T18:22:01Z

How many faploads will the average iOS fanboy have after this preso?

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2013-06-10T18:21:33Z

iOS fanboys, start your flapping

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2013-06-10T18:18:55Z

We want people to fap over our products.

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2013-06-10T18:14:13Z

Blah blah iMessages. Blah blah push notifications.

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2013-06-10T18:05:25Z

Blah blah iCloud

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2013-06-10T18:04:21Z