Let's celebrate the penis with Monty Python!

http://youtu.be/nGRPFUYUUdQ

I saw the word "penis" in my feed and this clip from Red Dwarf came to mind. "I want to talk with you about my penis."

http://youtu.be/0ofl_UP3apM

Eventually I'm gonna run out of pithy shit to say. Naaaaah.

If everyone on the Internet quit talking about shit they knew nothing about, the Internet would be a quieter place.

NSA really means Nanny State of America

I used to be proud to be an American. Now I am ashamed.

Can those of who who have no fucking idea what America is supposed to be about LIVE SOMEPLACE ELSE already?

It's too late to read 1984. It's already happened.

Just to be clear, it's not a downgrade to iOS 6 it's a format/restore of your device.

NFC == Nobody Fucking Cares. Those TechCrunch dudes occasionally get something right.