One person's knee-jerk reason is another's rational and valid reason.

2013-06-08T04:34:29Z

Remember I mentioned dinner a while ago? Yeah, I kinda forgot.

2013-06-08T03:24:28Z

Vesper--took one look at it in the App Store and said "I don't need that." Why people have their panties in a bunch about it, I don't know.

2013-06-08T03:18:20Z

Spying on emails to stop terrorism is like having the TSA irradiating your body with the nudeoscopes to stop terrorism.

2013-06-08T02:40:29Z

I wonder if my kids even know what a busy signal is.

2013-06-08T02:34:44Z

Eating might be a winning move now.

2013-06-08T02:33:03Z

Body blow! body blow! body blow!

2013-06-08T02:28:28Z

Bob the Poster, can we post it?
Bob the Poster, yes we can!

2013-06-08T02:23:35Z

We're talking an #adncookieclub cookie. 1100 posts in a week and a day is a bit much.

2013-06-08T02:21:07Z

I'm thinking a cookie for Fathers Day might be a bit of a stretch.

2013-06-08T02:20:11Z