If you love Android so much, why don't you marry it?

2013-06-12T03:49:47Z

Thinking of podcast topics tonight.

2013-06-12T03:46:03Z

Cat is purring on me. All is right with the world for the moment.

2013-06-12T03:39:34Z

When you focus on being right, you're what's wrong.

2013-06-12T03:13:48Z

I just assume I'm wrong. Makes me shocked when I'm right.

2013-06-12T03:10:27Z

I was born a white male. I'm sorry, please don't hold it against me.

2013-06-12T03:09:15Z

Being a white male automatically makes me a racist, sexist pig in some people's eyes.

2013-06-12T03:03:49Z

Seriously don't understand jailbreaking iOS. Especially now that Samsung makes decent hardware.

2013-06-12T02:08:39Z

My wife sent me to a school event by myself tonight. Let's see how much I embarrass myself without knowing it.

2013-06-12T02:03:02Z

Sometimes you just need to reboot the phone.

2013-06-12T01:53:16Z