At least tonight I've already recorded my podcast by this point in the evening. Need to post it.

Harper Valley PTA. #madmen

"We should hang up, this is costing us a fortune."
What the hell is this the 1960s?

Oh wait, that's from #madmen. It was the 1960s.

They want me to pay WHAT to watch TV? Fuck them, I'll go without.

Looking up. Image [photos.app.net]

Oh thank you, NFL. Thank you for extending your contract with Verizon so I can be assured a shitty NFL Mobile experience for many years to come.

How can they ban old iPhones in the US? Hasn't everyone in the US bought an old one already? Yeah, like that's gonna impact Apple. Morans.

Why are people saying iOS 7 is superior to everything else? They haven't seen dick yet. Morans.

Using social media to talk about social media is like using your penis to fuck yourself.

Hard cider is a good call this evening.