How many faploads will the average iOS fanboy have after this preso?
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We want people to fap over our products.
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Blah blah iMessages. Blah blah push notifications.
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First time Twitter has not been opened during an Apple went.
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It's so fast, Phil Schiller is stuttering.
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Mac Pro. Every pro Mac user just blew a load in their Khakis.
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