I wonder if my kids even know what a busy signal is.

2013-06-08T02:34:44Z

Eating might be a winning move now.

2013-06-08T02:33:03Z

Body blow! body blow! body blow!

2013-06-08T02:28:28Z

Bob the Poster, can we post it?
Bob the Poster, yes we can!

2013-06-08T02:23:35Z

We're talking an #adncookieclub cookie. 1100 posts in a week and a day is a bit much.

2013-06-08T02:21:07Z

I'm thinking a cookie for Fathers Day might be a bit of a stretch.

2013-06-08T02:20:11Z

Flinging the puck up and down my iPad screen. Because I can. #Felix

2013-06-08T02:07:40Z

Ok so that wasn't too bad. Wife's iPhone now covered by AppleCare+. Beats driving into the Apple Store in Tacoma.

2013-06-08T02:05:48Z

You'd think Apple would make it easy to add AppleCare to a device you already bought. You 'd be wrong.

2013-06-08T01:53:20Z

The beatings will continue until you shut the fuck up.

2013-06-07T23:57:13Z