I wonder if my kids even know what a busy signal is.

Eating might be a winning move now.

Body blow! body blow! body blow!

Bob the Poster, can we post it?
Bob the Poster, yes we can!

We're talking an #adncookieclub cookie. 1100 posts in a week and a day is a bit much.

I'm thinking a cookie for Fathers Day might be a bit of a stretch.

Flinging the puck up and down my iPad screen. Because I can. #Felix

Ok so that wasn't too bad. Wife's iPhone now covered by AppleCare+. Beats driving into the Apple Store in Tacoma.

You'd think Apple would make it easy to add AppleCare to a device you already bought. You 'd be wrong.

The beatings will continue until you shut the fuck up.