My wife and I have very different TV viewing habits. She watches it. I don't.

By the time I apply the kid friendly filter, there isn't jack shit to watch.

I am not a home screen whore.

Oh fantastic, they've switched over to the real shitty summer programming now.

Maybe I should move my blog to Tumblr so I can claim Yahoo bought it.

What the fuck is an Oxford Comma anyway?

Fuck this shit.

I wonder if I use DuckDuckGo in Chrome if Google can still see what I search for. Probably. Must be time to change browsers too.